Mulla Knows Everything


Mulla Nasruddin’s wife once told her friends, “My husband always acts like he knows everything.” As she and her friends chatted, Mulla walked in and asked, “What are you talking about?” “About bread baking,” said his wife. “Then it is fitting that I entered the discussion. After all, I am one of the world’s greatest bread bakers,” boasted Mulla. “Oh really?” his wife replied as she rolled her eyes to her friends. “In all the years we’ve been married, I’ve never seen you bake so much as a single loaf of bread.” “That’s easy to explain,” Mulla responded, “It’s just that the proper ingredients have never been together at the same time. When there is flour, there is no yeast. When there is yeast, there is no flour. And when there are both flour and yeast, I myself am not there.” He walked away leaving the ladies tongue-tied.

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