One evening, a man carrying a can of milk called Mulla Nasruddin. “What happened?” asked Mulla. “I never drink wine yet I feel intoxicated when I get up in the morning,” explained the man. “What is the last thing that you drink at night?” asked Mulla. “Milk,” answered the man. “That is the cause of your problem,” said Mulla. “Does milk cause intoxication?” asked the man. “You drink the milk and go to sleep. You toss around in your sleep. The milk gets churned. It turns into butter. Butter churned, turns into cheese. Cheese turns to fat. Fat turns into sugar. Sugar turns into alcohol. So you wake up with alcohol in your stomach. That is why you feel intoxicated in the morning,” explained Mulla. “So what do I do?” asked the man. “Don’t drink the milk. Now, give it to me,” said Mulla. He took the milk can from the man and walked away.
Give me Milk
