Wally went out to a grand dinner and a show wearing pants that had three large holes. He was neither kicked out or ridiculed. Why? AnswerAll pants have three large holes. Your legs go out two of them and the other one is where your waist is.

There are two things in the world that you can’t reach.1) If you walk forever you won’t reach it.2) If you fly on a plane you won’t reach it. Answer1. The end of a treadmill.2. The horizon.

If you are wearing this suit, you can’t be in a suit. What is it? AnswerYour birthday suit.Your birthday suit is an expression for what you were wearing when you were born, i.e. nothing.

Five lizards are sitting on a log. One decides to jump to the ground, two decide to jump to a nearby leaf, and two decide to stay.How many lizards are now on the log? AnswerFive. There’s a difference between deciding and doing. I said they decided to jump, not that they actually did.

Which one of the three would see most clearly in total darkness—a leopard, a bat or an owl? AnswerNone. In total darkness it’s impossible to see anything.

I was going to the North Pole and I met 9 elves. Each elf had 9 reindeer, each reindeer had 9 bags, each bag had 9 puppies and 9 kittens in it. Reindeer, elves, cats and dogs—how many were going to the North Pole? AnswerJust me; I met them as they were passing by the

A group of three mountaineers set off to climb a mountain. Their names were Jake, Louisa and Arnel. As they were approaching the half-way point of their climb, they ran into another group of mountaineers with four members, Daniel, Rachel, Sam and Trent. They decided to climb the mountain together, making it one group of

There are 12 brothers in one family. Each one has a sister.How many sisters are there? AnswerOne, because the brothers are part of one family and if each one has “a” sister, they only need one sister.

If your friend flips a coin 50 times and every single time it lands heads up, what should you call for the next flip? Heads or tails? AnswerHeads.If you flip a coin 50 times and every time it lands heads up, chances are that it is a double-headed coin.

There was one girl in a room. She had 4 Mommy cats. She put each cat into a corner; there were 4 corners. Mommy cat 1 had 2 kittens. Mommy cat 2 had 3 kittens. Mommy cat 3 had 4 kittens. Mommy cat 4 had 5 kittens. How many feet were in the room? Answer2,

John was on vacation in England. He started to feel very homesick and wanted to go to America. He then rode a bus and stepped onto American soil. How is this possible without taking a plane or boat? AnswerHe took a bus to the U.S. embassy. The embassy is considered American soil.

A magician recently claimed that he had been to New Delhi performing a feat that no one else had accomplished. He boasted that he had walked on his hands for a mile and a half down a typical cement sidewalk before he lost his balance and fell. What is wrong with the magician’s claim? AnswerThere

It is a well-known fact that if you drop a feather and a bowling ball at the same time, the bowling ball will hit the ground first. But this is only because it has less air resistance than the feather. So, if you are in a rocket that is in outer space (where there is

Sarah has a new boyfriend, who is perfect in every way, apart from the fact that he is extremely jealous and is always worried that Sarah is going to fall for other guys. Normally, he will get really upset if Sarah even says hello to another guy on the street. However, one day, Sarah introduces

Our favourite superhero (Super Turtle) did a great job as a superhero today. Here is what happened— 9:14 A.M.- Super Turtle saved 48 out of 48 people in the plane crash this morning. 12:38 P.M.- Super Turtle was able to save 2,945 people out of 2,947 people when the giant robot attacked 59th street. 7:09