After Duffus McClutski’s wife made him give up his used tea bag collection, Duffus decided to start collecting fridge magnets. Eventually, he had enough to cover the entire fridge, much to his wife’s dismay. After several failed attempts to get rid of them, she finally gave up until one day, their fridge broke down. They […]
Today is the 7th annual Swahili Science Fair. One of the most popular events of the SSF is the Baking Soda Volcano Competition. Every year the competition gets a huge turnout; this year isn’t much different. A whopping two people signed up to put their “skills” to the test; a 9-year-old girl named Sally, and
Ben, a Physics teacher and Lucy, an art teacher were arguing about what colour red mixed with blue makes. Ben said it made magenta but Lucy said it made purple. Who is correct? AnswerThey both are correct. The three primaries for colour are red, blue and yellow. The three primaries for light are red, blue
A girl was offered a drink of water with ice cubes at a party. She narrowed her eyes and said, “This is part alcohol.” How did she know? AnswerThe ice-cubes were floating in the middle of the drink. Since alcohol is less dense than ice cubes, it floats to the top and the ice cubes
Liz, Blondulla and Fred were talking to each another. Blondulla and Liz have been friends for many years, but they just met Fred a week ago and were trying to get in order to know him.They started talking about computers, and after Fred had repeated the word, “Chip” a few times while talking about computer
Adrenaline was coursing through his body. Our hero, Pete the Pilot, has so far survived a harrowing flight in his small, single-engine aeroplane, but he isn’t home yet. After a long flight fighting his way through unexpectedly wicked weather, his destination is finally in sight. “Almost there,” he assures himself as he looks at the
Aliens miniaturize you and place you on a fresh Cheerio floating on milk. You are a few millimetres away from another Cheerio. They give you the option of taking them up on a challenge, “We will give you $1 million if your Cheerio does not touch the other Cheerio; otherwise, we will remove your hand.”
It’s another slow boring day at your intergalactic research office in the year 6391 — that is, until your humanoid assistant (H63h95) walks in to tell you that for the first time in humanoid history there is proof of extra terrestrial life. Some old computers have successfully detected a signal from the distraught inhabitants of
On a hot summer day by a lake you are determined to build a boat made of ice, using a refrigeration unit and a large mould in which you can pour water. Near by you notice an Egyptian mummy resting on a pile of wood pulp. What is the best strategy for building an ice
The following is a true story:My friends and I were enjoying the atmosphere (and food) at an authentic English pub in town. We all ordered tea, and the barmaid brought us all our preferred variety. She passed by each of us and asked, “Would you like milk or lemon?” One of my friends simply said
Warbucks and Swig were arguing about the best way to melt ice when Fred walked up.Warbucks was saying, “That’s ridiculous; the best way to melt a block of ice is to put it in the oven.”To which Swig replied, “Nonsense, boiling water is the way to go. You drop the block into a pot of
Diamondback Dan, Copperhead Canyon’s “Teller of Tall Tales”, was bragging to the boys at the Viper’s Den about his ability as a master hunter. “So there I was, all alone in the Arctic wilderness, freezing my tail off even though it was the middle of July, not more than a mile or two from the
Once again, I find myself with two persons who don’t have anything in common and are, right now, arguing.“That is not the real diamond I lent you! You thief! Where is it?” the lady shouted, pointing to the small stone on the hand of the man.“This is the real diamond!” the man objected. “In fact,
Duffus walked through the back door of a toy factory where the paint thinners were stored. He noticed two men working on an aluminium racking system. One man pulled out a cigarette and was about to light it when Duffus pointed at the large “No smoking” signs near the paint thinners. The man scowled and
Theo Cartwright is an amateur actor and playwright. It is his dream to be able to do what he loves professionally. Unfortunately, every time he performs one of his plays, the critics always pick out something that is wrong with it. Today, he performed a heart-warming monologue to a crowd of hundreds, including a critic