June 2022

Three vampires were shot with silver bullets, but didn’t die. Why? AnswerWerewolves can be killed with silver bullets. To kill a vampire, you need to put a wooden stake through its heart.

An electric train is travelling north at 150 mph. There is an easterly wind blowing at 30 mph. Which way is the smoke from the train blowing? AnswerElectric trains don’t make smoke.

A man called his wife to say that he’d be home at eight o’clock. He got home two minutes past eight, yet his wife was extremely angry with him. Why? AnswerHe called and said that he would be home at 8:00 pm and he came home at 8:02 am.

How many seeds does it take to grow a grape tree? AnswerGrapes don’t grow on trees.

Wally went out to a grand dinner and a show wearing pants that had three large holes. He was neither kicked out or ridiculed. Why? AnswerAll pants have three large holes. Your legs go out two of them and the other one is where your waist is.

There are two things in the world that you can’t reach.1) If you walk forever you won’t reach it.2) If you fly on a plane you won’t reach it. Answer1. The end of a treadmill.2. The horizon.

If you are wearing this suit, you can’t be in a suit. What is it? AnswerYour birthday suit.Your birthday suit is an expression for what you were wearing when you were born, i.e. nothing.

Five lizards are sitting on a log. One decides to jump to the ground, two decide to jump to a nearby leaf, and two decide to stay.How many lizards are now on the log? AnswerFive. There’s a difference between deciding and doing. I said they decided to jump, not that they actually did.

Which one of the three would see most clearly in total darkness—a leopard, a bat or an owl? AnswerNone. In total darkness it’s impossible to see anything.

I was going to the North Pole and I met 9 elves. Each elf had 9 reindeer, each reindeer had 9 bags, each bag had 9 puppies and 9 kittens in it. Reindeer, elves, cats and dogs—how many were going to the North Pole? AnswerJust me; I met them as they were passing by the

A group of three mountaineers set off to climb a mountain. Their names were Jake, Louisa and Arnel. As they were approaching the half-way point of their climb, they ran into another group of mountaineers with four members, Daniel, Rachel, Sam and Trent. They decided to climb the mountain together, making it one group of

There are 12 brothers in one family. Each one has a sister.How many sisters are there? AnswerOne, because the brothers are part of one family and if each one has “a” sister, they only need one sister.

If your friend flips a coin 50 times and every single time it lands heads up, what should you call for the next flip? Heads or tails? AnswerHeads.If you flip a coin 50 times and every time it lands heads up, chances are that it is a double-headed coin.

There was one girl in a room. She had 4 Mommy cats. She put each cat into a corner; there were 4 corners. Mommy cat 1 had 2 kittens. Mommy cat 2 had 3 kittens. Mommy cat 3 had 4 kittens. Mommy cat 4 had 5 kittens. How many feet were in the room? Answer2,

John was on vacation in England. He started to feel very homesick and wanted to go to America. He then rode a bus and stepped onto American soil. How is this possible without taking a plane or boat? AnswerHe took a bus to the U.S. embassy. The embassy is considered American soil.